Good morning, ladies! My name is Constable Haddock, and I have been told to tell you that you’ve been let off with a warning,” he said. “Although I have to tell you that no one quite knows what to warn you about, as far as I can tell, so if I was you, I’d consider myself generally warned in the situation of being warned, as it were, in a general and generally nonspecific way, and hopefully slightly chastened by the experience, no offense meant, I’m sure.